As of Friday, the National Hurricane Center is predicting that two hurricanes may simultaneously enter the Gulf of Mexico for the first time in modern U.S. history. And, while this is a potentially deadly scenario, it's also something that Floridians cannot resist making jokes about. Of course, this is all very on brand for 2020, a year that seems to be testing just how far it can torture us all. But hey, at least these jokes are kind of funny. Seriously though, make a plan and check your supplies.
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